Marvins Roommate

Ask me anything   Hello. Evan. 21. Batman. Ninjas. People Watching.

twitter.com/lordevanandrew:

    linrenzo:

hella-shezza:

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

The cat in the back looks like Zachary Quinto 

kenamdean
 !!!!! LMMFAO

    linrenzo:

    hella-shezza:

    princessvixel:

    thatisnotahat:

    I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

    damn

    The cat in the back looks like Zachary Quinto 

    kenamdean
     !!!!! LMMFAO

    (via bluuraee)

    — 2 days ago with 207618 notes

    nosdrinker:

    android1994:

    nosdrinker:

    where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

    image

    bless you

    (via unescapable)

    — 3 days ago with 307522 notes

    reverseracism:

    reverseracism:

    susiethemoderator:

    bitteroreo:

    2damnfeisty:

    weian-fu:

    2damnfeisty:

    pussyharvest:

    theuppitynegras:

    setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

    jellobatch:

    What would happen if there here were black time travelers lmfao

    There would be SO many people I need to punch in the face

    All the founding fathers

    Lincoln

    I’d take a shit on Ronald Reagan a couple times

    Good lord it would be so much fun

    I’d fuck Robert E. Lee’s ass up

    King Leopold I’ll get fucked up

    I’d smack the piss outta Susan B. Anthony 

    man that shit would be fun

    Punch Margaret Thatcher in the boobs

    Fade Margaret Sanger on sight 

    Pistol whip Christopher Columbus

    I personally want to go back and tell the woman that accused Emmitt Till of whistling at her than she aint fucking fine all white i got my foot on her neck.

    Yo if time travel was possible I’m heading straight back to 1491. Columbus & his homeys is getting domed, All the european monarchs’ castles are getting firebombed, I’m smuggling rifles to everyone on the west coast of Africa, & penicillin to everyone in the Americas.

    Cut that shit off from jump

    I’m pistol whipping all the crackers the bombed the church killing the four girls before they even make to the church.

    Also stomping a mudhole into Byron De La Beckwith for killing Medgar Evers and walking around all smug and shit. 

    I would warn the Black Panthers about J Hoover’s ole bitch ass and plan operation Black Reign. Hoover can get these hands for Cointel Pro. I would do a drive by all through the south hitting every KKK member. I’d take a trip to Tulsa,OK and arm every Black person with bullet proof vest, machine guns, and letting know the government gone drop a bomb so they should get their affairs in order.

    Imma take a picture of Cleopatra, the Spinx, and some random civilians on the streets of Cairo to prove to these racist whites that the ancient Egyptians were in fact, Black.

    In fact!

    Imma take my self past Victorian Europe and take a couple selfies with the Black nobility and the ruling Moors as well.

    You know what!?

    Imma mosey on over to Jerusalem and take a couple selfies with Black Jesus while I’m at it.

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    — 3 days ago with 5671 notes

    wild-guy:

    Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

    (via crystaldomicile)

    — 3 days ago with 250501 notes
    crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

    crofefs:

    i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

    (Source: lordheck, via kushandcake)

    — 3 days ago with 585151 notes
    betty-bowpeep:

keepthepeaceup:

naomicampbellsvevo:

cosbyykidd:

youngharlemnigga:

sexbooksandvacations:

Niggas be like ”He don’t bite” 

"He still a baby"

"He just playin."

"He just really really likes new people"

Oh no.

SO CUTEEEE

    betty-bowpeep:

    keepthepeaceup:

    naomicampbellsvevo:

    cosbyykidd:

    youngharlemnigga:

    sexbooksandvacations:

    Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”

    "He still a baby"

    "He just playin."

    "He just really really likes new people"

    Oh no.

    SO CUTEEEE

    (via antoninaobsession)

    — 3 days ago with 93108 notes

    thecyberwolf:

    Shadow Of The Colossus

    Created by Erik Hohenfels

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    — 3 days ago with 605 notes

    hysterifun:

    when ur parents go out food shopping

    image

    (Source: memeousuji, via unescapable)

    — 3 days ago with 648429 notes
    milesjai:

hair game: bulletproof

    milesjai:

    hair game: bulletproof

    (Source: chill-shit, via kushandcake)

    — 1 week ago with 112353 notes

    legendofsherlock:

    coolinternetgang:

    y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

    image

    idk wat ur talking about.

    (Source: officialcoolinternetgang, via unescapable)

    — 3 weeks ago with 370845 notes